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Memories~~ 11/27/2006 He touched me as if I would surely break. He gently whispered my name. His eyes sparkled like star dust. Every tender caress took the very breath from my body Soft breezes blew around us F 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ethel in the Nursing Home 7/4/2006 Ethel in the Nursing Home Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum sp 0 Comments, 215 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Best Toast Of The Night 6/30/2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! 0 Comments, 198 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Together 6/2/2006 My Love~~~~ Have No Fear!! Move with me into the unknown. You and I will simply move fearlessly. Always know that I am with you. You have a piece of my heart you have a part of my soul~~ 0 Comments, 181 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Whitehouse Breakfast 3/30/2006 dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal 0 Comments, 229 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Quick Thinking ! LOL 3/12/2006 A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The m 0 Comments, 210 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Talking Dog 2/20/2006 A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the is in the backyard.The guy goes into the 0 Comments, 569 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Time!! 10/29/2005 TIME!! Please give me the strength to walk away Because all I seem to want is to stay Please give me the strength to be strong Knowing that I did nothing wrong Please let my heart start to h 0 Comments, 447 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Can't Please Everyone 10/13/2005 An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Friday! I'm Fishing 10/9/2005 The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 y 0 Comments, 172 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Love Thank You! 7/20/2005 Thank you for making my life more Beautiful! Thank you for being there when I reached out for you. Thank you for the comfort and Strength, That I so desperately need at Times. Thank you for t 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Today I didn't do it!! 7/3/2005 One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all aroun 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are women good or what?? 5/24/2005 A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents <br> began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I 0 Comments, 1207 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The new Pastor 5/10/2005 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a 0 Comments, 1289 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The blonde and the Coke Machine 5/3/2005 There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied th 0 Comments, 473 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Affair! 4/30/2005 The Affair <br> <br> A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of m 0 Comments, 1072 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In their own way 12/17/2004 I made a comment recently that everyone is Beautiful in their own way. What are some of the Beautiful Qualities that you find in people? Without just looking at appearances only? 0 Comments, 300 Views, 0 Votes |
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