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Another Irish Drinking Joke!   12/5/2003

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three <br> pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes


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Ted's Dead   12/5/2003

Two elderly women meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing. <br&g


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There's a Limit to Everything.   12/5/2003

An elderly woman accompanied her even more elderly husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a ve


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The Agony and the Ecstasy   12/5/2003

Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here: Don't step on the ducks, as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven and see ducks


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Chivalry Never Dies...   12/5/2003

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. "You use to hold my hand when we were courtin


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Cleodog101 109 M
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It All Adds Up...   12/5/2003

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you


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Cleodog101 109 M
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Need a Job? Try the Grand Canyon.   11/19/2003

I worked as a seasonal employee at the Grand Canyon, and I'm here to tell you that if you're breathing (or even if you're not), you can get hired there. I once saw a convicted carjacker hired as a


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Cleodog101 109 M
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Elephant Joke   11/19/2003

Why do elephants drink? <br> To forget.


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