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THE LAWS OF INCONVENIENCE 10/5/2006 Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 19 Comments, 27 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Did you kno... 10/5/2006 Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is whe 19 Comments, 55 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Van Gogh Family Tree 10/5/2006 His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes -------------------------Gotta Gogh Brother who worked at a convenience store ------ 19 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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Gender ? Male or Female... 10/5/2006 SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the 19 Comments, 71 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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The Ten Dollar Jar 6/30/2005 A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and a 19 Comments, 161 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score | |
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PSYCHOLOGY ROMANCE 5/29/2005 PSYCHOLOGY ROMANCE & MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITH 19 Comments, 236 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score |
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