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Love Quote #3 5/1/2005 "To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." <br> -Lao Tzu 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Polly Want a WHAT? 5/1/2005 This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." <br> "What do they say?" the p 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Money Talks! 5/1/2005 During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: <br> "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Computer Quotes 5/1/2005 What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. <br> What does a baby computer call his father? Data. <br> What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Computer Users 5/1/2005 Computer users are divided into three types: <br> Novice, Intermediate and Expert. <br> Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their com 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Great Writer 5/1/2005 There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. <br> When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Magic Of Love 5/1/2005 Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cann 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beauty Quotes 5/1/2005 "Beauty comes in all sizes – not just size 5." -Roseanne <br> "Beauty fades . . . dumb is forever." -Judge Judy (Woow, this one's bad) <br> "Beauty is how you feel i 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes |
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