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Thirteen... 7/14/2005 A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment down South, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. <br> After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sisters... 7/14/2005 There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. <br> It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Am I So Tired?? 7/11/2005 I am Tired...Yes, I'm tired. <br> For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron- poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if life is really 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Signs You Are No Longer a ... 7/11/2005 You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. <br> You can live without sex but not without glasses. <br> Your back goes out more than you do. <br> You quit tryin 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Making Love To... 7/11/2005 How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? <br> A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. <br> A nur 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Balloon... 7/9/2005 I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky com 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Second Opinion... 7/9/2005 A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either, " and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes |
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