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IAMSOFORTUNATE
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IAMSOFORTUNATE's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Birthdate:   January 7, 1940
(78 years old)
Lives in:   Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Marital Status:   Single
Active:   Seldom active
Living situation: I live alone


   
78 year old Man in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada Looking For: male or female

Profile for IAMSOFORTUNATE
AM I ACTIVE...I WALK TO MY CAR EVERY DAY

CIRCUMCISED....WHEN I SAW THE KNIFE ...I RAN

JUST LOVE TO GET MY FACE WET ..

I CHERISH EVERY DROP OF A WOMAN'S WETNESS.....

POLITICS.... I VOTE FOR THE ONE WITH GREY HAIR

RELIGION....THE POPE ASKED ME NOT TO COME BACK

SMOKE.....QUIT 50 YEARS AGO....I GOT IT BEAT NOW

BOOZE....QUIT 50 YEARS AGO....HAVE'NT LOST MY CAR SINCE

AM I ACTIVE......I WALK TO MY CAR EVERY DAY

MOVIES.....LOVE GOING TO MOVIES

WENT ONCE IN 1995 THEN AGAIN 2005

COOKING...NO THANKS...I USE MY OVEN AS A TOWEL RACK

EDUCATION.....MINE BEGAN WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL

ADVANCED EDUCATION.....I MAY NOT BE SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER

BUT I AM A HELL OF A LOT TALLER

DIET....HAD A GOOD YEAR LOST 20 POUNDS

BUT I THINK MR. BIG LOST A POUND AS WELL

OH WELL....HE MAY NOT BE AS BIG AND HARD BUT HE SURE FEELS GOOD

WHAT IS MY BODY LIKE....I LIKE IT....IT WORKS FOR ME

WATCH TV....STOPPED CABLE.....

I NOTICED EVERY WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR AN HONEST MAN

I AM NOT AN HONEST MAN ANYMORE

LAST TIME I WAS HONEST WAS WHEN MY WIFE ASKED ME IF HER NEW JEANS

MADE HER ASS LOOK FAT.....

WELL ...I GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 2 WEEKS LATER..THE SCARS ARE NOW

GONE....A YEAR LATER SHE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND.....

I STILL MISS HIM

ISN'T LIFE GREAT

I JUST FOUND OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE

...PAY THE RENT AND BUY LOTTERY TICKETS

My Ideal Person:
LOVE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO KNOWS PERRY COMO,,NAT KING COLE AND AL MARTINO AS WELL AS LOUIS PRIMO AND KEELY SMITH

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE A ROTARY DIAL PHONE

IF I SHOW YOU MY FACE ....

WILL YOU SHOW ME YOURS...

NO FACE.....NO REPLY

I WANT TO MEET A MAN OR WOMAN TO ENJOY HAVING A COFFEE WITH

THEN MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE

BUT ONLY AFTER WE LEAVE THE COFFEE SHOP

I GET EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT

I WANT TO ENJOY IT WITH YOU


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