HOW MANY LEMONS GROW ON A LEMON TREE
ANSWER IS BELOW
AM I ACTIVE...I WALK TO MY CAR EVERY DAY
CIRCUMCISED.....HELL NO....WHEN I SAW THE KNIFE ...I RAN
JUST LOVE TO GET MY FACE WET ..
I CHERISH EVERY DROP OF A WOMAN'S WETNESS.....
POLITICS.... I VOTE FOR THE ONE WITH GREY HAIR
RELIGION....THE POPE ASKED ME NOT TO COME BACK
SMOKE.....QUIT 50 YEARS AGO....I THINK I GOT IT BEAT NOW
BOOZE....QUIT 50 YEARS AGO....HAVEN'T LOST MY CAR SINCE
AM I ACTIVE......I WALK TO MY CAR EVERY DAY
MOVIES.....LOVE GOING TO MOVIES
WENT ONCE IN 1995 THEN AGAIN 2005
COOKING...NO THANKS...I USE MY OVEN AS A TOWEL RACK
EDUCATION.....MINE BEGAN WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL
ADVANCED EDUCATION.....I MAY NOT BE SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER
BUT I AM A HELL OF A LOT TALLER
DIET....HAD A GOOD YEAR LOST 20 POUNDS
BUT I THINK MR. BIG LOST A POUND AS WELL
OH WELL....HE MAY NOT BE AS BIG AND HARD BUT HE SURE FEELS GOOD
WHAT IS MY BODY LIKE....I LIKE IT....IT WORKS FOR ME
WATCH TV....I STOPPED CABLE...A MONTH
I NOTICED EVERY WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR AN HONEST MAN
I AM NOT AN HONEST MAN ANYMORE
LAST TIME I WAS HONEST WAS WHEN MY WIFE ASKED ME IF HER NEW JEANS
MADE HER ASS LOOK FAT.....
WELL ...I GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL 2 WEEKS LATER..THE SCARS ARE NOW
GONE....A YEAR LATER SHE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND.....
I STILL MISS HIM
ISN'T LIFE GREAT
I JUST FOUND OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE
...PAY THE RENT AND BUY LOTTERY TICKETS
ALL OF THEM......IS THE ANSWER
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