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Posted:Apr 29, 2007 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2011 9:50 am 3880 Views
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Thank you so much for hosting the Bad Girl Competition. I have laughed more the last few days than I have in a long time.
Ola, Congratulations on being the Baddest of the Bad! I thought you looked familiar when I saw your face on the blogs. Then you admitted to being on the Jerry Springer Show. If you had lifted your skirt or raised your shirt, I would have known sooner. I remember Steveo having to call in the hounds to get you under control!
Belle, I had voted for you before I decided I also wanted to be a Bad Girl! We will have to share our Badness in Nashville. When everyone sees us with tears rolling down our faces and running to the bathroom, they will know we are sharing our escapades of life!
Fluffy, everytime you wrote Vote for Fluffy, Vote for Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, etc. I would laugh! It never seemed to get old. Very clever I thought!
GreatSmile4You, I wondered if you would make the top ones. Your stories over the time you have been blogging are right up there with our Queen Mum, Paris! That compliment should warm the cockles of your heart. I just realized, there will be 3 of us Bad Girls in Nashville! Lordy, look out Nashville.
Hawkslayer, Alfie....now admit, I do not have those things in my closets and drawers. Your arse is grass and I am a lawnmower like I told you. Oh, no whips and chains either. I really am a nice gal ~~ yeah sure! lol
Starwoman, I loved your confession of your other life in Las Vegas and why you were arrested! I laughed reading it!
Michianaredhead, whoa! I will look at you in a new light! Winning a wet tee shirt contest by flashing the judges, clever clever clever!!! Was this in Sturgis, KY?
Koalla, Frack, sistah...you also made me laugh saying your silly things.
LonelyLooper, how generous you were to offer "our" guys, Ernest and Earle to the winner. After being on the Jerry Springer Show, Ola will know just which way to twist and turn them!
All of the contestants have had so much fun, even the ones that somehow didn't realize they were running and getting votes. I think we all won!
Now, guys....top the gals and their stories, true or fiction. We will be watching!!!
Earthy Ann, Bad to the Bone!!!
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Ran Into An Old Friend Today at Wal Mart...
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Posted:Apr 28, 2007 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2008 10:59 am 3714 Views
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I told her I was campaigning for the Bad Girl of Senior Friend Finder. She has known me for over 25 years.
She said, "Oh Boy, if they really knew you you would win hands down"! She was laughing so hard when she said it. I ran into her again at the checkout and she started laughing again, then said, "You really aren't going to tell them things are you"? I stood there pretending I was a Nun!
She and I used to raise all kinds of h***!
A vote for Abelle is a vote for a True Bad Girl!
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Bad Girl Campaign Promise.....
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Posted:Apr 27, 2007 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2010 11:33 am 3890 Views
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A vote for Abelle2 is surely a vote for a Bad Girl. I wanna be badder than you think I am. I won't tell you how ornery I can be, that would ruin some of my image. lol
Meme told me in Florida she thought I would probably be prissy and boy was she surprised.
Go back and read my blog to Atrueheat when she had a dickathon...
Ask Hawkslayer, he says he doesn't quite know what to think of me at times.
There, that is all you get. Signed on my poster... Vote for Abelle2 also known as "Earthy Ann"!
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Paris 'preciates Poopie Prayers and Needs to Have Them Continue
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Posted:Apr 24, 2007 3:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2007 2:15 pm 3856 Views
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I just talked to Paris and she asked me to blog this and said the title just like this is!
Paris/Venus said she is suffering from Poopie Performance Anxiety! She was laughing as she said it and...she said guess what I have right now. Someone painted her fingernails red and she has on a red wig! She said it is the prettiest red hair and she loves it. I roared laughing at her and trying to imagine her sitting there, proud as can be of her nails and red wig.
She said also that those interested in calling her to feel free to do so. I had Googled St. Vincent's Medical Center/North, Little Rock, AR and the phone number and address come on for cards and calls. She is in room 1110 and said she would love to hear from her SFF friends! She misses everyone and always sends her love to everyone.
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On The Road.....
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Posted:Apr 4, 2007 10:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2007 6:33 pm 3883 Views
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I just talked to Alfie (hawkslayer) and he said he just turned toward Hopkinsville, KY so is roughly 2 1/2 to 3 hours away from here. He will be here for Easter.
He doesn't know it yet but...I made the Decadent Peanut butter Pie! I tasted the filling and oh man!!!! Wow! With the cookie/nuts crust and the topping of chocolate, melted hot fudge sauce and melted peanut butter, then topped with chopped nuts!!! I figure it is probably 5,000 calories per slice. haha Did I say WOW??!! Decadent is the proper word for this. Mary Jane will be pleased.
I told him I would make the pie for Easter but decided to do it earlier and have it as a surprise after driving about 10 hours. The roast is cooking, will have mashed potatoes and vegetables of some kind. It smells so good in here!
Going to go read, nap, whatever...everything else is done.
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Now Here's a Recipe For You!!
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Posted:Mar 30, 2007 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2014 5:15 pm 3972 Views
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Our sorority had a bunco party the other night and I won a prize for having the most buncos. I chose a cookbook as I enjoy cooking and read cookbooks like a novel! I have quite a lot of them. This book was from a sister chapter in southeastern Indiana.
I was browsing through the book and saw this recipe. First I laughed and then said...gotta share this one!!
Barbequed Racoon
1 racoon
2 large onions, quartered
8 potatoes, peeled and quartered
1 lb. carrots, cut into 2-inch pieces
32 oz. bottle hickory smoked barbeque sauce
Dress and wash the racoon carefully so no hair clings to meat. Be sure the scent glands, located under the legs, have been removed. Chill dressed coon in saltwater overnight in refrigerator.
The next day, rinse coon off and place in a steamer with some fresh water. Steam for 60 to 90 minutes until meat is tender. Let cool and pick meat off the bones; remove any fat. Place meat in a roasting pan. Add potatoes, onions and carrots; salt and pepper to taste. Pour barbeque sauce over all also. Mix around some, but try to keep the onions from coming apart. Bake at 350º for 2 hours.
Note: Can be cooked in a large oven cooking bag for easy cleanup.
I realize some of you may have eaten coon but I haven't. I really have no intention of trying it either! haha
Wondering if road kill racoon would already be tenderized?????
Enjoy your meal. Maybe a large cold beer would help this go down better!!
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C & P I got from my brother...Neologism Contest
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 11:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2008 11:07 am 3618 Views
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This came from a member of his church.
Once again the Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly Neologism Contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are...
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-Nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steam roller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by Proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian Proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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My Georgia Visit Continues
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Posted:Feb 21, 2007 4:24 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2008 11:11 am 3740 Views
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I left off saying we were going to Sylvia's Grille Friday night. This is one of Alfie's favorite restaurants. We had dinner with his step and their families. He wanted me to try the crab cake sandwich. This is owned by a man named Josh who used to be the cook. When the previous owners were leaving he bought it and turned it into a very pretty, somewhat classy restaurant. I didn't expect that, but should have when I saw the spelling Grille instead of Grill like I first said, also the pretty stained glass out front.
Wouldn't you know, they were out of crab cakes! They must be a hot item and they had a special at lunchtime that day plus Valentine's Day was 2 days earlier. Then...they only had one bottle of Killian's Red Beer, again because of Valentine's Day they ran out. Alfie laughed and said, bring me the manager! Out comes Josh saying, someone said there is a crazy Englishman raising cain! He and Alfie have become friends over time. He told Alfie he would bring him a glass of the best wine in the house, on the house. He actually brought 2.
On Saturday we headed to the butts. They weren't home but we got to see Millie and Clyde. They came up to the fence and were happy to see their old buddy Alfie. We petted them the best we could and left.
It was pretty chilly so we decided to forget the Derelict House until warmer weather. Oh well...
We went to the Governor's Mansion and took a tour. They asked if we minded touring with a State Senator (forget his name, not being from Georgia)and a group of Young Republicans.
The Mansion was where 8 Governors lived from 1839 to 1868 when they moved the capitol from Milledgeville to Atlanta. There is still a lot of original furniture, pictures, etc. Very interesting tour!
After that we drove around town and went through the old Memory Hill Cemetery. I like old cemeteries and so does he.
Saturday night we met friends of Alfie's for dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. I had met them day before. After we ate we went back to Alfie's and visited. I really like them. He is a little Italian guy with a great swagger! I laughed when they walked in the restaurant and I saw his walk. I told him about it and he said he learned to walk like that growing up in Brooklyn so he could "stay alive". lol
Sunday morning we went to church. I met the 2 ladies I him that they have the "hots" for him. What a great bunch of people and they treated me like family. The Minister's wife brought her puppy, a new Chihuahua the mother had pushed away, so the owners called the Minister's wife and asked if she would take it. It was so tiny and wrapped in a pink blanket. She had to bring it to church as it was being bottle fed. It was the hit of the church members. Not one peep did it make.
After church Alfie said, I am taking you somewhere. We drove and drove, wound up in Juliette, Georgia where they filmed the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. We ate lunch at the Whistle Stop Cafe. We both got the Fried Green Tomato Sandwich. It is battered and crisp with a slice of Swiss cheese, crisp bacon, dark leaf lettuce, onion and mayo on light rye bread. Yummy! I am not a fan of fried green tomatoes but I sure enjoyed this!! Guess I never had them cooked right.
There are several little shops across from the restaurant we wandered through. It is a real little town and very old. The train came flying through just like in the movie. Out back is the barbecue pit. Lots of items had the saying -It's all in the sauce!
Sunday night Alfie's step had the family over for dinner. She makes wonderful salmon cakes I have heard so much about. She had her butter beans and squash casserole. Talk about good ole southern cooking!
Monday we went to breakfast, visited his sister in law and husband. I can see us being good friends! We left their house and went to the shuttle to the airport. Time to go...
Well....the "perks"?? of Georgia are, fire ants, palmetto bugs, lots of humidity, the state bird is the mosquito, ticks, you get the idea! lol
Had a wonderful time!! Thanks for your English Southern Hospitality.
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