Just HOW Dumb are Dems?
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Posted:May 13, 2016 3:37 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2016 5:44 am 2485 Views
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This morning, the head of the DNC proclaimed that the FBI is not investigating hilly.
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (the only being to lock eyes with Medusa and turn Medusa to stone) was blinking so hard when she said it, it was difficult to see her eyes darting back-and-forth, looking for an exit.
Good thing grubers are sooooooooooo gullible.
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World Has Officially Jumped the Rails
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Posted:Apr 26, 2016 8:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2016 5:42 pm 2397 Views
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And it's not the Donald Trump phenomenon, it's not Blower's ranting and raving.
After 2 weeks of trying to determine what size bowling shoes to buy for a couple of , I've decided that Dennis Miller is correct: the globe is bonkers.
Forget the different sizes for boys, girls, men, women, youth, and toddlers. Each has a different scale for measuring. All you need to know is contained in an email from a manufacturer:
"You cannot tell the size of shoe to buy based on the (actual!) foot measurements".
Sooooooo.......do I use Zodiac sign?
Please DON'T add your personal paradigm for buying ' shoes. I've seen dozens of them and none agree......
Thanks
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New York Values
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Posted:Apr 25, 2016 11:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2016 5:40 pm 2594 Views
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Dunno if you had time to scan this, but a Security Guard stopped a SC Middle School Choir from singing. The National Anthem.
To be fair, there is a law that prohibits public performances at the NY 9/11 Memorial without a permit. But....really?!?
In other news, there may not be a shred of evidence that another group was allowed to sing the ISIS Fight Song ("Barack Hussein Obama, Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm") at the site.......
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NEWSFLASH! A Contested Convention is NOT the End of Civilization!
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Posted:Apr 22, 2016 1:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2016 12:02 am 2220 Views
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Nor is it anything new. I suspect that the people preaching doom have a in the race. The press is sick of the same-old same-old and want to generate some interest. The Trump crowd wants everyone to panic at the thought.
Sorry. It's just not that big of a deal.
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The Masters Meltdown that Wasn't
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Posted:Apr 11, 2016 5:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2016 2:02 pm 2500 Views
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The newsies must be as sick of reporting election drivel as much as I am sick of hearing it. But that is no excuse to call 2 bad golf swings a "meltdown".
To recap: Jordan Spieth made 2 bad swings in a row. No big deal, unless both of them go into the water. It resulted in a quadruple-bogey (4 strokes over par on that hole).
Jordan lost the Masters by 3 strokes total over 4 days. And he didn't have his "A" game the whole weekend. So, if he doesn't make those 2 bad swings, he wins. If he doesn't make those 2 bad swings and has his A game for even ONE of two days on the weekend, the other golfers wonder why they bothered to show.
Meltdown? Hardly.
A meltdown is when the leading dem candidate is barking at a rally.......
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Bring It, Fatboy!
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Posted:Apr 9, 2016 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2016 6:48 am 2896 Views
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Who (besides me!) would like to see El Dorko execute a citizen's arrest of lil' ol' me?
If he's convinced a crime has been committed, isn't it his duty?
Well, since his mom probably wiped his butt until he was 45 and now he has an imported slave to do it for him, I don't see him making the effort.
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El Dorko - the Caped Crusader
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Posted:Apr 9, 2016 7:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2016 8:36 pm 3519 Views
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Dorko claims to have notified the FBI over one of my recent posts. I have a warning for him:
I have notified your local chapters of the "Planet X is REAL" and "Martians have taken over my brain (through fat injection)" Societies. You should be getting a knock on your door soon......
Wear your tinfoil hat.
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What If.........
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Posted:Apr 8, 2016 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2016 6:05 am 2758 Views
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.....hilly thought she stood a better chance of getting to the White House as the grieving widow of a still-popular ex-prez?
Bubba better watch his 6.........
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Just Imagine, Skariff
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Posted:Apr 8, 2016 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2016 5:07 pm 2606 Views
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Chicago murders are up over 70%. Shootings up over 90%. They're cutting loose criminals in record numbers, with light sentences and early paroles.
According to your logic, putting more criminals on the street would make those statistics go down, right?
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